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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/15/2016 at 00:26 • Filed to: Baseball

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Right on schedule.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:34

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But what kind of marinade is the Seattle Marinades?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 06/15/2016 at 00:35

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Greasy marinade where they put in way too much garlic.

YEAH, I SAID IT.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:37

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Ew baseball

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/15/2016 at 00:37

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DON’T EVEN TRY, NEW HAROLD

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:39

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD HAROLD

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/15/2016 at 00:40

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He’s going to sell his Accord soon. You’re the last defense (because that other guy owns a prelude so he’s exempt).

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:40

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Are my Jets playing? Is there a buttonhook being run? A short run up the middle?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:41

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But yitz owns a S2k...so IM NOT ALONE

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/15/2016 at 00:42

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Harold owned an Accord and then a Civic Si. As far as I can tell you’re the only one with the Si!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:42

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well, time to change the name

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:50

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Did you fall for that whole “we’re good this year, honest!” thing? Because real Mariners fan just wait for the inevitable collapse. I will admit it’s easier when it comes in April.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 06/15/2016 at 00:51

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Just because I was skeptical, does not mean it doesn’t suck when it inevitably occurs.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 00:54

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True, true. It sucks, it’s expected, but it sucks hard.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2016 at 12:25

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Fuuuuuuuucckkkk.